In 2016, I packed up my things and moved to London from my little ol’ home-island of Guernsey. If, like most people, you don’t know where that is, check out this handy GIF I made that explains it:


So yeah, it was a bit of a jump. I’m still getting over it. But since then, I’ve been writing about London, reviewing stuff and ranting about stuff. This website is my outlet, my brain dump per se, of everything I’ve been getting up to over that time. I’m just lucky some of these stories make other people laugh too.

Check out the blog for my latest writing, and follow me on Twitter & Facebook for even more stupid shit. If you’d like me to write for you, you can contact me via e-mail here.